Add More Quotes to the Paris Hilton Quotes Lists

There are a lot of quotes attributed to heiress, model, and soon-to-be-inmate Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, none of them give you the impression she's particularly smart as these past examples will attest.

"I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."

"Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"

"I don't really think, I just walk."

Well, here are some new quotes which, apparently, haven't turned up yet on most of the popular-media websites (source: februrary 14th issue of The Notorious, celeb Dish section, authored by D'franz Allen Weircobitz).

These are quotes that have been gathered by the journalist (Mr. Weircobitz) for his upcoming expose on the hollywood binge-celebrity crowd, which has the working title "Paris, Lindsey, and Britney: When twelve steps are too hard to take". For the most part, these were collected from short video interviews and paparazzi-captured statements. And, once again, they don't make Paris the Heiress sound any smarter than the average gerbil.

"Yeah, a lot of my friends like to act like they are better than everyone else. But they're not. Most of them don't even know how to party at a club without having to redo their makeup every hour"

"If I could be reincarnated, would I want to be a guy this time? Sure, guys get to do what they want and no one calls them a bitch. But no one calls me a bitch, they call me Paris. I demand nothing less."

"Nichole and I had our problems, but we're doing better. Probably because of our work. As long as you're making money together, you can be friends with anyone."

"Women don't need to be unhappy. And, today, too many women are unhappy for the wrong reasons anyway, like why they didn't get to sleep with the guy their girlfriend slept with. That's stupid. I think unhappiness is not good and you should just buy all new clothes. That's one of my personal secrets to success"

"That video (note: "One night in Paris") is not who I am and smart people who know me know that is the truth about me. Ask my publicist. I am very modest."

"I hate it when people say they hate work. There's something lazy about that. I got paid a million dollars just to show up at some parade in Hawaii. Why would I hate that?"

"What are my goals for the future? I plan to be the Paris that everyone wants me to be. And that is the best thing for everyone"