How to be Batman on a buck, ninety-nine

The title of this article and youtube clip is "MIT Student Creates Real Life Batman Utility Belt ".

Ok, that's reaching a bit. It would be like saying "High school creates real life Iron Man suit" and the suit was a hollowed out garbage can with aluminum foil wrapped around his arms and legs.

I'm not saying this isn't a neat invention. But it ain't no Batman utility belt. And if it fails, the wearer will be Splatman.

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