Pirates of the Carribean (did I spell that right?): Dead Man's Chest

Well, here's my review of Pirates of the however-you-spell-that word: Dead Man's Chest: It's fairly boring. In fact, I really had trouble staying awake for this one, which is terribly sad since the final 30 minutes of the movie are really pretty damn good.

The trouble with the movie is that---

1. It's too damn long.

2. It's hard to figure out what the hell the characters are doing most of the time or why.

3. It's too damn long.

4. Not enough T&A to make it worth the fact that it's too damn long.


As always, though, Depp turns in a nice performance. And we do have the third movie in the series to look forward to. Perhaps Kiera Knightley will have had a boob job by then (beautiful woman but a little light up-top if ya knows me point, mate)